did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
my life has been a lie
are you seriously wear only black clothes?
when you hear a band member speak for the first time and it’s just like
"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me
That one person you get sexually frustrated just thinking about
I was playing Mafia for 3 fucking hours I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME
Who doesn’t need one or two..
im my mother’s eyes I’m just an alcoholic because I’ve drunk vodka once