*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
the calender says 2014 my heart says the 80’s
happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
Iron Maiden - Maiden England '88/2013
Pt. 5 - Can I Play With Madness
Most likely to have the same music taste as your dad