f Give me some shit Sick girl love

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

I know no one cares but I’m gonna tell you, I fucking love the game Mafia and there’s also Mafia II. It took me almost three weeks to finish Mafia, it was hard as hell but I couldn’t stop, and now I’m able to play Mafia II and after 4 days I’m like 5 minutes from finishing it and just because my brother told me to fuck off. I don’t know why did they make such an easy game? I failed a mission maybe 5 times in whole game, you see your enemies on the map and police officers are just stupid fucks. You don’t even have to shoot much, mostly driving a car. Are nowadays gamers so idiot or what? I’m so dissappointed

Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)

voldka-rain:

lemon-lark:

twentysplenty:

Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around

confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies