f Give me some shit Little puppies and Bruce Dickinson


*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 


the calender says 2014 my heart says the 80’s


happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january


Fake Pockets: A How To


porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash


Iron Maiden - Maiden England '88/2013
Pt. 5 - Can I Play With Madness
Set (x)
banana-spandex asked:
Martyna lol give me Steel Panther xD


M - Mighty Wings - Cheap Trick
A - Asian Hooker - Steel Panther
R - Ride My Rocket - Pantera
T - Turn out the Lights - Steel Panther 
Y - You Make Love Impossible - High Spirits
N - N M 156 - Queensrÿche
A - Animalize - Airbourne

thank you c: 

sweet <3 thank you


Most likely to have the same music taste as your dad

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